The Cold Rap War
USA:
Look at you, ya commie, with all your fuckin' nukes
You sicken me, you stupid red, you make me wanna puke!
I'm the US of A, the land of the free
And there ain't no motherfuckin' Russian that scares me!
I saw whatcha did to China, you sick bastard you
So I'm rockin' South Korea before you get to him too!
Between the two of us, we could destroy the whole Earth
But I'm still poised and ready in case I hafta attack you first!
USSR:
Puzhalsta, child, sit down before you hurt yourself.
You're nothing but an infant, put those bombs back on the shelf.
I don't really want to hurt you, but I can and I will
Don't underestimate me, for I'm also poised to kill.
China agrees with me because he sees I'm right
This is an idiotic thing over which to fight.
And, you capitalist pig, just let me emphasize
Geographically speaking, my dick is twice your size!
USA:
Well, Mister Soviet, if you think size is so relevant
Let me just remind you I'm a fourth the size of the planet!
You remember
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